If you don't have a legitimate reason to contact me, then don't. I haven't the patience to read bullshit that most morons think is reason enough to waste my time.

Hate mail is welcomed; encouraged even. Just be sure that you're not making yourself out to be a jackass. Idiots have overran the internet and I have little tolerance for it.

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Can't find an old post you're looking for? Use the search to the right. Don't contact me; I don't care.